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Anonymous asked: I love your comics so much, but this trashy e-begging is getting really really annoying
i lost like 100 followers posting that cyclone of sales/selfie posts. i’m soooooooooooo sorry i’m trying to make a living as a “gallery artist” and that i look fucking fabulous. i’m soooooooooooooooo sorry i want to make more than minimum wage for the hours i spend working on my stuff. seriously, i’m sooooooooooooooooooo sorry i offended you.
* fuck you anti-selfie cliques. selfies are a healthy, inexpensive way way to build your self esteem/prove you are hot to everybody.
* fuck you snarky “isn’t that a bit much for a drawing” commentors. it’s not like anyone is asking fucking jackson pollock prices around here. as if 2-300 dollars is too much to ask for a few days work.
* fuck you ppl who don’t understand that simon’s wig game is as important as his comix game. that’s why this fool has the fantatgraphics love and why ya’ll are shutting down on his beauty, cause you can’t believe the strength of the wig, you can’t comprehend the grace of his pen. drown in yr envy, haters.