1. me n simon all prettied up for a photoshoot with Three Thousand, click the image to go read the review they wrote of Simon’s “LIFE ZONE”

    so proud of my baby boi! :)

     
  2. dru nk. losing followers.

     
  3. mmmmmmmmmmmm…………….

    (Source: girlmountain)

     
  4. here’s lookin at you blaise!

    (Source: girlmountain)

     
  5. girlmountain:

    DO IT BUY IT DO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT BUY ITDO IT DO IT  CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK

    i really want this book and i am afraid it will not get funded (it fucking better). please consider buying one and helping it get printed. it will be THE BOOK OF 2013. so many amazing artists!!!!!!!!!!

    please spread the word! let’s get this thing funded! i want it i want it i want it i want it!

    yeah obviously we all need to have this. get it together internet, let’s be responsible for our own joy and the support of fucking medium defining creations.

     
  6. johnfmalta:

    Universal Slime Issues #2 & #3 out very soon ~ cover design by me (illustrations) and Dustin Williams (typography)

    Contributors include David Sandlin, Alex Schubert, Brian Rea, Joana Avillez, Patrick Kyle, Simon Hanselmann, JMKE, Josh Cochran, Rand Renfrow, Matthew Volz, Jonny Negron, Keith Pakiz, Will Laren, Paul Windle, Katie Turner, Nichole Senter, Ze San San, Nick Iluzada, Elijah Funk, Josh Freydkis, JooHee Yoon, Michael Olivo, Nathan Alexis Brown, Niv Bavarsky, Dan Olsen, Mike Marine, and more!

    i’m in this cool antho! thanks Prof. JFM!

     
  7. artisantistic renderings of me in my “craft zone: beats edition” by Simon “i take pictures of my best friends while they aren’t looking” Hanselmann - Medium: 3DS Child Paint Kit - 2013 

     

     
  8. soilwitch:

    hey thats my hand, how beautiful is this tattoo that grant did

    tattoo i was honored to do on my amazing friend bras. i still have to go visit and finish it off one of these days. sorry bras ive been either very sad or very busy all of the time!!!! i <3 you!!!!

    (Source: , via oldsoilwitch-deactivated2014051)

     
  9. simon made me draw this. he MADE me.

    EDIT: just so we are clear i meant Simon “oh you didn’t give me a hyperlink!” Hanselmann

     
  10. more sadness diary

     
  11. pretty cute drawing me and Simon did at our friend ghostpatrol’s studio last week-ish.


     

     

  12. Anonymous said: I love your comics so much, but this trashy e-begging is getting really really annoying

    girlmountain:

    LOL

    lol at people digitally removing their faces to criticize you. where your face go homie? why you mad at me? is it cause you are shamed of your face? 

     

  13. girlmountain:

    i lost like 100 followers posting that cyclone of sales/selfie posts. i’m soooooooooooo sorry i’m trying to make a living as a “gallery artist” and that i look fucking fabulous. i’m soooooooooooooooo sorry i want to make more than minimum wage for the hours i spend working on my stuff. seriously, i’m sooooooooooooooooooo sorry i offended you.  

    truth.

    * fuck you anti-selfie cliques. selfies are a healthy, inexpensive way way to build your self esteem/prove you are hot to everybody. 

    * fuck you snarky “isn’t that a bit much for a drawing” commentors. it’s not like anyone is asking fucking jackson pollock prices around here. as if 2-300 dollars is too much to ask for a few days work.

    * fuck you ppl who don’t understand that simon’s wig game is as important as his comix game. that’s why this fool has the fantatgraphics love and why ya’ll are shutting down on his beauty, cause you can’t believe the strength of the wig, you can’t comprehend the grace of his pen. drown in yr envy, haters.
     

     
  14. girlmountain:

    i had MEGG stick & poked onto my drawing arm by HTML FLOWERS. very happy. (photo by GHOST PATROL)

    this was fun, we did this the other day while we skyped with ✧✧JMKE✧✧ & listened to Blink 182, which Josie sang along with but obviously brilliantly out of sync due to listening to it over skype. lol.

     
  15. more sadness diary